Monday, October 13, 2008

So...Here we go with a little background info

Sarah's Update Box Says: "I've driven CARS smaller than you"


This is my new blog, created solely for the purpose of discussing my marriage issues and whatnot.

I should probably start by saying that I am not a very nice person.

I used to be a nice person, really. I believed everyone had good inside them somewhere. I also believed in Santa, The Tooth Fairy,and the Easter Bunny...but we all know how that turned out. I still believe in Santa, (he is my own personal higher power, just in case I need to 12-Step it someday) but I don't believe in fairy tales anymore, because my husband stole mine a long time ago. And yes, I'm bitter about it.

My husband screws around on me, a lot. One of his more recent conquests is a girl named Sarah Elizabeth Joachim. Here is her picture:


She's a pretty girl, huh?

You know how most ugly people are really nice? She's not. She's a horrible, wicked person that someone should throw in a ditch and leave for dead.

Normally, I try not to place too much blame on Chuck's paramours, they don't really owe me anything, but this bitch tried to befriend me just so she could enjoy my sadness. She continues to do things in order to stir up shit and hard feelings in my marriage, and he hasn't spoken to her since February.

It's all mostly irrelevant now, since I have decided to end my marriage, but I need a place where I can vent about her, and my impending divorce, etc. without giving her the satisfaction. She thrives off the idea that I may be having a shitty day, and I refuse to give her joy. As a matter of fact, I hope she never finds any peace, and that she dies alone and barren, and her cat eats her.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy reading it

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